evanfreaknetzel:

ask-historiareiss:

femmeanddangerous:

Artifact from the secret cabinets of Catherine the Great. Commissioned by her lover Grigory Orlov.

is thAT A DILDO KNIFE

the killdo

Imagine the police report if someone got shanked by this.

COD: literally impaled by dick

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