growlbadkitty:

💋

parks-and-rex:

someoneintheshadow446:

parks-and-rex:

onewildassnigga:

Please brain

Can i have some serotonin??

My brain:

Anti-Depressants:

My brain:

That summarises it nicely 💐

growlbadkitty:

duckylovesducks:

👍

They are going to be filthy martinis.

Practice Safe Sex. Tie your partner down to the bed so they don’t fall off.

yumine-guo:

Very thoughtful advice.

soft-hearted-mistress:

alexander:

littlefingers-wet:

lovelittlebean:

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

“What’s our stop?”

“You’ll get off when I tell you to.”

@lovelifeliz117
OH MY GOD REMEMBER WHEN I SENT YOU THE PICTURE OF THIS I FOUND IT

“You’ll get off when I tell you to.” Lmfao ya’ll crazy

this is funnier now that i’ve lived in nyc

Lmao this is great

ourobearos:

potentcombinations:

Get you a gurl that’ll suck your tongue. It’s lit.

Your Throck?

pollinart:

As a short person, I had to make a sequel #sorrynotsorry

I didn’t find the original post, so I added credits for the third and the fourth image which had the watermark on them. çwç

~ other artworks:
Ⓒ XxAzulxXel
Ⓒ mukseen